Are You High Maintenance?
Women are from Venus and Men are from Mars. Apparently. But, to be entirely honest, that all feels just a little conveniently simplistic, don't you think? Because regardless of our gender, perhaps it's more accurate to describe ourselves in terms of neediness - cos everyone loves a low maintenance partner.
Or do they?
If you're high maintenance, it means you want things done YOUR way (or the highway). And if you're low maintenance, it pretty much means you'll go along with whatever. But low maintenance isn't always all that - a low maintenance partner can feel like they're never there. You might be in the room together but their thoughts are elsewhere.
So, it's time to find out - what type of partner are you: low maintenance, low maintenance (but you think you're high high maintenance), high maintenance (but you think you're low maintenance), or just plain and simple high maintenance. And if your heckles are already up at being called plain, then skip to the end: you're high maintenance.
Ready? Let's go!
Or do they?
If you're high maintenance, it means you want things done YOUR way (or the highway). And if you're low maintenance, it pretty much means you'll go along with whatever. But low maintenance isn't always all that - a low maintenance partner can feel like they're never there. You might be in the room together but their thoughts are elsewhere.
So, it's time to find out - what type of partner are you: low maintenance, low maintenance (but you think you're high high maintenance), high maintenance (but you think you're low maintenance), or just plain and simple high maintenance. And if your heckles are already up at being called plain, then skip to the end: you're high maintenance.
Ready? Let's go!
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Someone says something offensive on social media. What do you do?
2
What do you think of Trump?
3
What is your favourite movie genre?
4
What is your superpower?
5
You plan a birthday party and someone cancels an hour before the event. What do you say in reply?
6
What are your thoughts about matrimony?
7
It's raining and you forgot your umbrella. Your partner has theirs. What do you do?
8
How would you describe your level of neediness?
9
Your partner just bought a new outfit and it looks HIDEOUS. What do you do?
10
You're practicing yoga at home and your loved one calls. What do you do?
11
How do you order a coffee?
12
You've had your hair restyled and your partner hasn't noticed it. What do you do?
13
Would you ever approach a stranger in a bar and offer to buy them a drink?
14
Your partner just cooked you a meal, which resembles the ashes of a flaming building. What do you do?
15
How would you define your level of cleanliness?
16
How long does it take you to calm down after an argument?
17
You're thinking of ending your relationship. What do you do?
18
How would you define your relationship?
19
Would you give your loved one your last Twinkie?
20
Your partner suggests you move in together. What do you say?
21
What's your best characteristic?
22
What type of phone do you have?
23
What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
24
You're late for a date and just rang to give them an ETA. They sounded pissed. What do you do?
25
Your partner surprises you with a day out in the country for a picnic. What do you say?
26
You're on a road trip and your partner has just broken wind. What do you do?
27
Your partner wants to talk to you about something personal. What do you do?
28
What's your favorite style of music?
29
You open your birthday present and you realize that they've given you the present you gave them a couple of years back. What do you do?
30
Your partner leaves the bathroom door open while they do their morning Number Two. What do you do?
Your Result
