Do you recognise these hilarious slang terms from the 1970s?

Do you recognise these hilarious slang terms from the 1970s?

Everyone was stoned in the 70s - even the cops. It was a much simpler time, when pants were bell bottomed and hair was long and flowing. But one of the best things about the 1970s was the slang - hilariously frank and not afraid to pull a punch. Sure, we might be easily offended in the more sensitive, woke days that we live in now, but it's difficult not to yearn for a time when words were just funny (as opposed to weapons of mass destruction). Whatever; this is a fun quiz where you can rediscover some often hilarious expressions that, we think, could come back into regular circulation (apart from the blatantly sexist ones). So, let's get the trigger warning out the way, and get quizzing!

Which of the following words would those 70s cats have used to describe something that's untrue?

If something was "copacetic", what did it mean?

What would something that's "grody" be?

What did the word "cooler" mean back in the 1970s?

If you agreed with someone in the 70s, you'd use this expression.

Which of the following expressions would you exclaim after discovering something that was unbelievable (as in amazing!)?

If you thought someone was a dumbass in the 70s, which of the following insults might you throw their way?

At high school, which social group were considered the "heads"?

Which word would a 70s cat used for their favorite items of clothing?

If someone was behaving suspiciously, they would have been described as:

This expression is still used today in certain circles: jamming. What are you doing if you were jamming?

Again, this was the 70s and it wasn't the most PC time. What would someone have been if they were described as being a "fruit"?

If something was really serious, it was this.

If you went to a party and were having a great time, how would the average 70s cat have described it?

What were you doing if you were behaving selfishly?

What would a "gearhead" been into in the 70s?

If you fancied somebody in the 70s, you might have used this portmanteau.

Which of the following slang expressions meant that your thought that something was freakin awesome?

If your car was "zippy", what was it?

If you were eating too quickly, you'd have been accused of doing this. Which of the following was a popular 70s expression for eating too rapidly.

If someone was a bit of a nitwit, what unkind word might have been used to describe them?

If you were "booking it" in the 1970s, what the heck would you have been doing?

The sporty kids at high school were the:

You might be able to spend this in the shops.

What would it mean if something was "bouge"?

If you were excited back in 1974, which expression would most accurately define it?

What is the 70s past-participle of "roasting" - as is "getting a roasting"?

What was a "toad" in the 70s (other than a pond-dwelling amphibian)?

Which of the following expressions meant something was "good"?

If a guy was described as a "juicer" back in the 70s, what did that mean?

"Gig" means lots of things. What did it mean in the 70s?

Where was your crib in the 1970s?

If something was "yagalistic", what was it?

What was happening if you were "wired"?

The 70s isn't exactly known for its sexual equalities, so trigger warning coming up! Which word might a 70s gentleman have chosen to describe an attractive lady?

Do you recognise these hilarious slang terms from the 1970s?

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Mike Heath

Mike has an MA in Creative Writing and is a full-time copywriter, yoga teacher, and playwright. His copywriting has taken him to dizzy heights: writing in every conceivable niche from facts about carpet slippers to portents about artificial intelligence and how to overcome plantar fasciitis (look it up) to fabulous home decor. Mike is a UK-based playwright whose work has been performed all around the world (as long as you count the UK and Western Australia). His work is available on Amazon, and you can listen to his podcast where he talks about playwriting with his sarcastic co-presenter. He runs the WriteForTheStage courses and you can follow him on @Write4TheStage (Twitter) and @_mike_heath_ on Instagram.