Who Said These Simpson Quotes?
Are you a fan of the long-running show The Simpsons? If so, it's time to see if you know who said what!
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"I learned that beneath my goody two-shoes lies some very dark socks."
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“Spread the word: peace and chicken.”
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“An alligator with sunglasses? Now I’ve seen everything.”
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“Why do I always think of the perfect thing to say when it’s too late? … ‘SHUT UP BECKY!’ Oh that would’ve been soo sweet."
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"Halloween is a very strange holiday. Personally, I don’t understand it. Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils."
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"...it's 3am. Can't you mutter in your room?"
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"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark."
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"You're not as stupid as you look or sound or our best testing indicates."
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"…and another thing, it's only 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?”"
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“It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.”
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"Sure, you could have a health care or... two donuts a day."
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"Now what can I ding dong diddly do for you?"
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"Me fail english? That's unpossible."
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“There’s a 4:30 in the morning now?”
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“Trying is the first step towards failure.”
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“I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try.”
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“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
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“I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
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“Oh God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them...”
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"My interests include music, science, justice, animals, shapes, feelings…"
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"He’s a hero all right, a hero sandwich full of bologna!"
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“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
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"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
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“Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.”
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"For once in your life, be cool."
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